To the editor:
What? No roosters allowed under the new "Chicken Laws" in New Ulm? Not fair. Oh, sure, let the hens club to high heaven, but does Mister Rooster still get to crow? Oh, noooo! Not anymore. Not if there are no roosters to crow, Dude.
Pure, simple, unadulterated discrimination. That's what it is and it just sticks in my craw. This was the last line of defense for male equality. The Rooster has become the last male of any species on Earth that still has something to crow about. This is sad. This is a sad, sad day.
The call of the Rooster has died. Long live the rooster.